Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Sharks kill 4 in dull yearcnn.com

This was the best headline i've seen in ages. It was on CNN's homepage today and i tried to link it but couldn't figure it out. Apparently we people are not nearly as delicious as we used to be. Must be all the trans fat, i'm sure if sharks could talk they would ask us to outlaw it. Sharks will eat tires, license plates, fish, dogs, rubber rafts, basketballs, refrigerators, sneakers and pretty much anything else in the ocean. (Note: most of what i know about sharks i learned from watching Jaws over and over, Chief... put out the fire will ya.) But it seems they just don't like us anymore. So go ahead and swim nude at midnight cuz the beaches are open!!!!

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