Well kids i know i haven't come back from construction hiatus but i'm gonna have to take a hiatus on the hiatus. It's Derby week kids and that means the world's foremost post-modern light bulb changer will be hard at work, scouring fractions and race results to unlock the mystery that is the world's hardest race to handicap. The last winner i picked was Smarty Jones and since there is no Chips Ahoy in the race i'm left with 20 other ponies to choose from, hmmm, let me think, i have my favorites already but i won't be positive until i study the Daily Racing Form at work for the next two days and who knows maybe i'll post my predictions on the Asshat Lounge so i won't be the only one losing money! Hahahaha, no effing way man i'm breaking the bank on this one, big card, big cash, i'm taking down the pick 4 and the superfecta and retiring to Amsterdam where i'll put a little money into travelling, eat well, sleep well, you know the rest.
4 comments:
...take your vitamins?
unless you're sellin' hair grease, pasta or booze I ain't buying, Punk.
Big up, Bloomfield. Stay Gold!
Speaking of Chips Ahoy, I was considering venturing our lovely state capital for a free show tomorrow night. Doubtful though.
Keep up the good work.
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