The I-Mac is Cinco

Happy birthday kiddo, you know in the last five years you've grown up and learned alot and you've made your daddy grow up and learn alot as well, he learned that a man is more than throwing a punch or drinking whiskey, a man changes diapers and walks creaky floorboards at 4am and sings you back to sleep, a man takes you for walks and has crap on his shirt constantly, a man re-thinks what it means to be cool and realizes that it's much cooler to raise your son than run the streets with the low-lives, you've taught me a lot boy and it was only a quick five years ago that i stood on a street corner shaky and nervous, whimpering to Uncle Gulfboot about how lost i was and how i didn't know shit and though i still may not know to much i'm definitely not lost anymore, your a kick-ass big bro and you have a mouth and a mind a lot like your daddies and though it may drive me nuts sometimes when you challenge your old man deep down i'm really proud, mostly though i'm just happy to be your dad kid. love, your old man.