Sunday, December 30, 2012

When the Shit hits the Fan



Oh how bout a post in honor of the fiscal cliff we are all staring down these days here in the land of the free and the home of the brave huh? Frankly i don't really give a fuck, i mean basically politics in this place is two sides of the same coin dipped in shit and dried to a stinking shine in the hot winter sun you know, so i'll avoid the news and the nastiness and the posturing of the professional idiots as the all scream and cry and gnash their teeth and point fingers and attribute blame to everyone but themselves... sounds a bit like American society now don't it...

Of course i've been spending most of my time drinking beer and smoking grass and building snowmen and sled riding and playing video games with these two little dudes i know (not the first two things of course) and you see it's all very enjoyable, you see these days i'm quite sick and tired of the so-called adults i have to deal with in the flesh or otherwise, meaning on the internets, and why you ask? hell i don't know what i'm sick of is the same shit that i mentioned in the above paragraph just in a different sense, you see maybe i've read to much Bukowski and lately i've probably been absorbing to much Carlin and Vonnegut and their unique takes on the human race and though i've pretty much always agreed with them it's sorta always been kept under wraps but i'm getting to old for that shit and so now it's up front and center...

you see i made the mistake of getting into a small on-line debate with a rich kid from the west coast on the merits of the Rust Belt, it was all a piss take on my part and i found it quite amusing that a transplant from a swanky west coast suburb who attended a university that costs more than the average family makes per capita was going to attempt to inform me on the makings and meanings of the Rust Belt, in a nutshell i wanted to tell this suntan that i am the fucking Rust Belt, we work hard and play hard and take care of our own, you see what really got me pissed was that all these kids on this certain social media site were always prattling on about this cause or that cause, about all the things they were trying to do or save or promote and to quote George Carlin, "if you think you are part of the solution you are really the problem"..., because as Gulfboot once succinctly pointed out it's all about trinkets for chores and what most of these wannabe do-gooders were doing was nothing more than a glorified sense of self-promotion so they could add little bullet points to their profile, resume, the story they tell in the hipster pub and the what not...

See there was this great tape floating around of Bukowski at some reading where he goes off about saving the whales and no nukes and how everybody's nice here and after this little exchange i thought about it and laughed, i could shoot holes in all the kids' theories and play devil's advocate but why? you see when it comes down to it these people live in sound bites and 142 characters at a time, they may if they are lucky string 3 or 4 sentences together on  Facefuck and Twatter and think they are just so cute and clever, they are out promoting their own causes and attempting to save the world when in reality they can't even save themselves, i mean how many of them even know who the fuck they are? how many sit down and contemplate their existence? how many do things not for money or status but as Lao Tzu would say just to do? How many sit down and read books for the knowledge, for the experience and enjoyment? how many write or paint or fix cars or help old ladies across the street just to do it? not for money or glory or status but just because it is what they do, no ulterior motive, no promise of reward...

And of course like the suntan you might just say that i'm a self -righteous prick standing atop my horse and looking down on the masses and of course i'd laugh and say i've never had a horse and am nothing more than a lumpen-prole from the Rust Belt, i don't give a shit about your causes cuz i'm not into charging headlong into windmills, you see there are only two causes that i really give a fuck about and they are running around the house right now raising hell, i'll do the best i can to raise them to be kind and decent human beings who like their old man don't concern themselves with the bullshit, you just be, do things not for glory or for money but because it's the decent thing to do and you don't ask for a medal or an award or some dosh, you spend time reading and writing and understanding the human condition so that you can attempt to grasp it and offer assistance if need be, know yourself, know who you are so that you don't waste precious time charging windmills and causes and primping and preening and diving headlong into the bullshit, i tend to think that if more people spent time doing this the world and specifically this country wouldn't be such a fucking nightmare...

And let me state that i'm am not some self-righteous prick, hell i don't want to be the shepherd Ringo, i'm just trying to take care of what i can and understand that some things will always be, that i'm choosing the path of least resistance, that i do what i do not for fame or money or glory but because a person should not be what they own and what the do for a living but that they should just be, i'll leave behind a room full of short stories and bad paintings which no one but the boyos will read and see, and that is enough, through that i'll try and teach them you do things for the enjoyment, for the experience in doing, to learn, and sure if you want to share it with the world that's fine but just be aware that world may not listen, that there are to many voices crying for attention, that in silence there is beauty, or in other words just be cool man and things will be alright...


7 comments:

The Unbearable Banishment said...

You've chosen a group of literary chefs who are masters at whipping up a pretty angry soufflé. Best not to gorge yourself on that kind of meal.

But you do make excellent points.

What's this about paintings? Let see a few. We'll judge whether they're bad or not. You leave that to us.

daisyfae said...

you can't win an argument with a suntan.... he'll never understand. but it's frustrating. if i want to lose all hope for the future, i'll read comments on on-line news articles and then go hide the sharps.... we're fucking doomed. can't fix it.

so we need to play with our kids.

i was excavating the storage room tonight, and found a box of crap that my daughter had thrown in there. odd bits of this and that, some schoolwork, and an essay she wrote when she was about 15. about my old man. and i cried for a long time. not just because of the content, but because my kid can write.

even if it's only your kids that read it? that's pretty much all that matters... there is no other audience.

Kono said...

UB- those chefs are the ones who feed me, i'd starve without them... and the painting are shit, i don't kid myself, the boyos have much more talent then i do in that department.

Daisy- for the record the suntan was a she who was i irate that i called myself more "bohemian" then the rest of the kids on the site, funny thing is though i more than likely am, that's not me being an asshole it's me telling the truth, of course i don't have the advantage of that 45K a year college education that she had and don't work at some swanky eco-firm but i can read the definition in the dictionary and make and educated guess, of course it all started as a joke when i stated i didn't want my old hood to become the new Brooklyn, there was an article in the NYT, throw in the one about Pittsburgh being the new Portland and it's no wonder i moved to the burbs to escape the cascade of plastic people who want to save the world while wearing the latest in designer clothes while riding their very expensive bicycle that they attach to some swanky foreign auto at least in the burbs the squares are upfront, of course i'm finding my own tribe of weirdos out here, what i like is they don't feel the need to broadcast it to everyone like the hipster kids do but enough of my rambling...

As for the progeny you seemed to raise have some beauties, i seem to marvel at your stories of the girl, no surprise that at 15 she could produce a piece of work that years later could bring her mama to tears, i have a folder with all the shit the I-mac draws me, he recently brought home a clay snail which in my humble opinion is fucking awesome, like you said they are pretty much all that matters, funny how they change you...

Kono said...

Which makes me wonder how different the suntan's opinion would be if the universe didn't revolve around her own ass, of course i don't think kiddies are the answer to things, it's single biggest commitment we'll make in our lives, i see to many people who go about it half-ass, if there is one thing i'm committed to it's those boyos of mine, after a two week break the I-mac went back to school and aced his fucking tests, i wanted to work with him over the break but shit came up and it's the holidays but i worried about how he'd do when he went back, even his crusty old teacher wrote a note saying how outstanding he did, as i sat there smiling he just shrugged like "whatcha expect daaad"... and then his little brother walked by and said, "that's crap", ah the joys of children.

Rassles said...

I agree that the best way for someone to realize the world does not revolve around them is probably to have children, but unfortunately to those people the world just shifts from them to their kids...and then on other side, the decision to have kids takes (a) two people, or (b) a lot of money, if you're into frozen dads or surrogate moms and stuff.

Friend, it's your ramblings like this that make me just want to sit and have a beer with you.

Rassles said...

The thing about paying $45K for a college education is it will take them ten years to realize that they learned how to regurgitate and not to learn. I got lucky, since I figured that one thing out when I was six and then struggled to be recognized the rest of my educational years - but at the same time, the ones who learned to regurgitate are the ones who are making money and looking "successful" to their peers, and it's not that I mind being "less successful" but it's a bit of a crock that mimicry is rewarded more than creation. Nothing I can do about it, really, except ignore it and keep on keeping on.

Kono said...

Rassles- You are most correct about the universe shifting from themselves to their kids, i've learned to keep most shit to myself when it comes to the boyos, i know who's really interested and who's not but it's also a great way to get away from people (particularly hipsters), just start prattling on about the progeny and they run to the hills, mission accomplished.