Tuesday, October 27, 2009

John Katie Holmes

That's going to be my Halloween costume and it may dovetail into a band if i can find some people to play some instruments, band name: Top Gun, works beautifully on so many levels, yes a combo of Tom Cruise's wife and the greatest porn star of all time, i know some of you are pissed you didn't think of it but won't the neighbors be fucking gobsmacked when i take Kid A around for his treats to see daddy in a dress and heels while still rocking the lambchop sideburns, this could turn out to be a documentary or the most interesting night i'll ever spend in jail.

5 comments:

daisyfae said...

never mind the fact that your dong will be sweeping the leaves off their front porches!

nm said...

awesome! please post pics after the trickery treat has transpired. :)

Rassles said...

Oh yeah? Oh YEAH?

I'm gonna be Carmen Sandiego.

nursemyra said...

we want pictures of THAT too Rassles

Le Meems said...

ahahahahahahaha

hilarious!
I was Bunnicula courtesy of Rassles. VAmpie Bunnies are awesome.