As the world's foremost post-modern light bulb changer i've done some thorough research into this subject. Basically i looked in the back of the Pittsburgh City Paper adult section which is usually loaded with trannie hooker ads and to my surprise there were none. I deduced from this that Valentines or Valentimes, for certain ethnic groups, is a slow week for the chicks with dicks. These hard working she-men deserve a well earned rest and i'm sure they are all out shopping for shoes and getting manicures and pedicures and what have you. So rest up Girl-men next week it's back to the grind. Oh yeah, happy valentimes day.