tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570801609581631361.post6266684976982246783..comments2024-03-06T17:02:32.359-08:00Comments on the asshat lounge: The Wilderness Years - Norman LegendKonohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13865029570865495659noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570801609581631361.post-6487076504261792992016-08-25T18:56:59.409-07:002016-08-25T18:56:59.409-07:00Dr. Noisewater - He was like a living, breathing, ...Dr. Noisewater - He was like a living, breathing, work of art, as if he walked off the big screen and into that bar... what a fucking gem.Konohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13865029570865495659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570801609581631361.post-47292100434996289752016-08-25T14:32:36.360-07:002016-08-25T14:32:36.360-07:00If you can continue to hold this guy in such high ...If you can continue to hold this guy in such high regard, despite not knowing what the hell he was saying and after he shit himself, I can tell he exuded awesomeness. <br /><br />My first beer tonight will be tipped back in the honor of the late Norm.<br /><br />Good piece you've written here, brother.Dr. Kenneth Noisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06293248808640989299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570801609581631361.post-90229557131515351562016-08-21T18:55:52.112-07:002016-08-21T18:55:52.112-07:00Exile- I can say without a doubt that i have drank...Exile- I can say without a doubt that i have drank in a bar at every hour of the day, sometimes it was starting early or sometimes it was finishing up but i did, i'm sure my liver thanks me for it.<br /><br />And back at the Big World Bank Machine, which someday i'll divulge what that actually was, the bums used to shit in the alcoves of the doors, the one day my big boss, a woman who spent most of her day perusing the shops of dahntahn, told me to go clean it up, i explained that i'd need a hazmat suit as that it's hazardous material, she didn't want to pay for one of those so she made my supervisor do it, he was a good guy and could only laugh, told me i was a smart fucker, to which i replied, it kept me one step ahead of the shit, he laughed so hard then gave me a card for a free lunch and the cafe.Konohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13865029570865495659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5570801609581631361.post-15194895468407252422016-08-16T04:13:50.961-07:002016-08-16T04:13:50.961-07:00I can't recall if I've ever actually been ...I can't recall if I've ever actually been in a bar between the hours of 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. Las Vegas doesn't count.<br /><br />Liquor beats poop every time and twice on Sunday.<br /><br />When I moved to the Lower East Side, before it was cleaned up, a homeless guy used to crap in our vestibule overnight. The superintendent had to clean it every morning. He swore he'd catch that son of a bitch and one day he did.Exile on Pain Streethttp://exileonpainstreet.com/noreply@blogger.com